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LooOOoOonely, I'm Mr. Loooonely / I have nobody for my oOOoOOown...

Hello puppies and piglets!
No, I haven't run away from you. Me and Lady Red Lips had a busy week/weekend. Friends from BC came to visit and we had ourselves a MERRY OL' TIME. Concerts, M, drunken karaoke... (AKA the usual). Me and Lady are really excited to get in some cam time in this week, but first we need you guys to fill out the applications. Feeling brave? Email me (mistressmisty90@gmail.com) for your copy TODAY! And be quick about it. I'm in the mood for a good laugh...
'Til next time, goobers.

Ready or not: an ONLINE SESSION application is now available

It's true!

Hello puppies and piglets.
Today me and Lady Red Lips made up a new application for anyone interested in subjecting themselves to our scrutiny on cam. We'll be doing the sessions together, which means double the trouble and double the fun. ; )
Interested? Let me know via email (mistressmisty90@gmail.com) and I'll send you an application.
I look forward to teasing your dick and melting your mind with my feet. Or perhaps laughing and giggling whilst you worship me and spoil me with trinkets.
Really, it's up to you how I will go about improving your blechy, boring life.
XO~*♥

Yo! Listen up, meat bags~*

There's no denying it, guys. I know you all have a small but everlasting boner for me. The stories, the tweets, the pictures... you're eating it up. And I love it. So good work, team! BUT if you really want to make me the happiest little clam in the sea, then what you're going to have to do is spoil ol' Misty with some $$$ for a... ~*~ N E W * S U M M E R * W A R D R O B E ~*~. If I'm going to blaze a trail of sin and destruction through Montreal this summer with my pal LadyRedLips (while we both spend your hard earned cash, I may add), then I want to be dressed to the goddamn NINES while I do so.
You wanna see my pretty pink feet in some killer shoes? Well, step up to the plate and buy me some. You want me to Tweet a picture showing off a sexy dress (and silky legs) before I go out dancing with Lady? Well, better spoil me a lil' then. That said, I'm still going to keep writing stories and posting dumb shit even if you tightwads DON'T pony up some dough. Only because I genuinely love to do so.

So, I scratch your back, you scratch mine (that's only if I permit you to touch me, of course ; ) )

I have PayPal. My email is mistressmisty90@gmail.com. Get to it, weenies. And remember, when sending me money, consider me a pal or... like family, alright?

XXOO
Mizz Mist~

Hello ALL

I'm a BOSS ASS BITCH

Hello, everyone! My name is Misty, but you may call me Mistress Misty (or Miss Misty, if you're nasty ; ) - a little Janet Jackson reference for you all). I've always wanted to write a blog, but never really had a central theme, if you will, to base it around. My life was interesting enough, but did the internet really need another blog written by an artistic, funny, charming young lady? What about an artistic, funny, charming young lady who was also a natural born DOMME? THAT'S the kind of blog the internet needs more of, in my opinion. So, here we are. I'm going to be posting pictures, thoughts, links and maybe a couple sexy songs here and there. I love discovering new music, and if we happen to share the same musical tastes well then, lucky you! It's a little dream of mine to have all my slaves and pets to have a Miss Misty playlist on their iTunes someday. Something you guys and gals can listen to while you dream about me ; ) So hopefully we'll have us some laughs. Maybe some boners will be created. Joints will be smoked, posts will be written. Am I even making sense anymore? I'm a couple beers deep and I'm unsure how to end this. So, I guess I just... will. Oh, and as I get the hang of this whole "internet networking" thing, I'll start adding links to my Google+ profile, Tumblr, ask.fm, and my wishlists and what not to make my blog OH SO USER FRIENDLY! I'm excited, you guys! This is going to be fun! Mwah! 'Til next time, Miss Misty ♥