Paying tribute to the altar of Mistress Misty is quick, easy and pleasing to both parties. Why, it's so easy, even a MONKEY could do it! (And trust me, a few already have.) Just follow these few simple steps and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank... to take out a fat wad of cash to send to me, that is!
Step 1
Click on any of the following links:
Amazon.ca Wishlist
Amazon.com Wishlist
Paypal (100% MISTY APPROVED)
Step 2
If you chose either the first or second link (both of which juuust fall short of the 100% MISTY APPROVED seal, I might add), choose an item from the list. Any item will do, I picked them out myself, after all. Then go through the necessary steps to send that item into my loving embrace.
BUT if you were an especially good little boy or girl and picked the third link, enter my email address (mistressmisty90@gmail.com) and the amount you think is appropriate *cough* (｡◕‿◕｡) *cough* and send it. Send it like there's no tomorrow! (Make sure to click the "friends and fam" option.)
Step 3
Sit back and imagine what my face will look like when I receive your tribute, treat or trinket. Hint: If it's a wishlist item: I'll answer the door in my red silk robe. "Delivery. Sign here." The tired, grumpy postman will say. "Why, thank yew, sir!" I'll drawl in my inexplicable Southern accent. I'll gather my gift and shut the door, giggling with glee. I'll rip it open and run off to my room to either read it, try it on, or make myself cum with it. If it's PayPal: I'll wake up from a deep, weed induced slumber in the early afternoon. I'll groggily roll over and open my laptop. I'll login to my Gmail and see the email. My eyes will pop open and I'll yelp with joy. I'll then proceed to giggle as I deposit the sum into my bank account, where it will sit for about 2 seconds before I blow it on a bodysuit or something.
There! Wasn't that easy? Don't you feel good? I know I sure do.
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